Funny Messages

 can you lend me 2000 Rs ?
 can you lend me 2000 Rs? i need it. please help me out, i know you have it, i wil return it .a sardar asks to ATM machine???????
 When I was born Devil said..
 When I was born Devil said...Oh Shit!!! Another GOD!!!..& When u were born devil said ...Oh Shit!!!!Competition
 girls are like phones.
 girls are like phones. we like to be held and talked too- but if u press the wrong button u'll be disconnected!
 An independant study has proven
 An independant study has proven dat those who have a bad sex life & who are crap in bed are readin dis message in their right hand!
 i want u 2 know dat our friendship
 i want u 2 know dat our friendship means alot 2 me. U cry i cry. U lauf i lauf. U jump out of d window... I look down & den... i lauf again
 The rain makes all things beautiful
 The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass & flowers 2. If rain makes all things beautiful why doesnt it rain on you?
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