Sms Jokes

 Why do couples hold hands
 Why do couples hold hands during their wedding day?.?.?.?.... It is just a formality, like two boxers shaking hands b4 the fight begins !
 
 
 Driver- That 5/Rupee Tip U
 Driver- That 5/Rupee Tip U Gave Me Was An Insult Lady- How Much Should I Tip U Driver- Minimum 10/Rupee Lady- I Don't Want To Insult U Twice!
 
 
 Some times small small things
 Some times small small things in life hurt a lot.... If u don't agree with me . . . . . . . . . . TRY TO SIT ON A PIN
 
 
 A Smile Costs Less Than
 A Smile Costs Less Than Electricity, But Gives More Light. Always Smile and Prove You Are Greater Than Tube Light...!
 
 
 One of the Intelligent
 One of the Intelligent Monkey Mising In Zoo.! Its name is.. is.. is.. is.. is. is.. is! Don't worry It is not u, beCos It is intelligent..
 
 
 Angry Boss: Have u ever seen
 Angry Boss: Have u ever seen a stupid-idiot-fool? Employee: (looking down) No, Sir... Boss: Don't look down. Look at me!!!
 
 
 I Luv walking in the rain
 I Luv walking in the rain bcoz nobody knows I'm crying ( OLD Story) New Version I Luv walking in the FOG Bcoz no one can SEE I'm SMOKING
 
 
 A Senior Student During
 A Senior Student During Ragging Says: On Ur Marriage I Will Kiss Ur Wife Junior Students reply: Ok Fine Sir But I’m Going To Marry Ur Sister!”
 
 
 Salesman: Would u like to buy
 Salesman: Would u like to buy a pocket calculator sir. Old man: No thanks, I know exactly how many pockets I have!
 
 
 Last night I went to bed
 Last night I went to bed without you. Cold, thinking of you, missing your warmth, ur soft touch against my skin. Where were you last night, my lovely pyjamas.
 
 
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