Sms Jokes

 Some thing r made 4 each
 Some thing r made 4 each other, 4 example Shoe & Socks Soap & Water Paper & Pen Shirt & Pant Me and ur Girlfriend
 
 
 Come like a Horse,
 Come like a Horse, Sit like a Thief, And Go like a King.... This Slogan was written on a.. Public Toilet Door.
 
 
 7 devils met me & they wanted
 7 devils met me & they wanted to kill d world's intelligent person. I gave them ur address... . . . see, How I fooled them & saved my Life!
 
 
 Q: Do you know the value of a
 Q: Do you know the value of a minute? A: Well it all depends on which side of the toilet door you are!
 
 
 All people hav 5 senses
 All people hav 5 senses some mat hav 6. u r a gifted person my friend u hav the 7th sense . . . NONSENSE
 
 
 God made daylight n called it
 God made daylight n called it the SUN God made entertainment n called it FUN God made nightlight n called it the MOON God mae U n its called CARTOON
 
 
 Those beautiful eyes
 Those beautiful eyes, that incredible body, such a brain, nice smile but tats enough about me, tell me how u are?
 
 
 Do u remember d day
 Do u remember d day v travelled in a car? I put my dog out of d window, u put ur face out, thn ppl started shouting "TWINS TWINS"!
 
 
 If I was a painter,u
 If I was a painter,u wud b my painting If I was an author,u wud b my story. If I was a poet,u wud b my poem. But unfortunately Im a psychiatrist.
 
 
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